The Weekly Round-Up for the week of May 2nd.

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-Gayle King is NOT happy with the negativity she's been seeing since her Blue Origin penis rocket ride. That sounded very dirty. After doing multiple interviews where she was quoted as saying "I know why I did it there are little girls out there that watched the footage and now know that one day they can go into space too." Mmmmmmk.

Here's the downlow- You were in "space" for 6 minutes. You went because you're friends with a billionaire, not because you studied for years. The entire bullshit sideshow cost hundreds of millions of dollars. Gayle clearly doesn't have to worry about working a really hard, soul sucking job. Or money. She's rich and the fact that she can't read the room is troubling. People are angry. People are wondering how they'll feed their families. People feel stuck and sometimes even doomed. What you did wasn't special. She also tried to make it sexist when she comment to CBS "When a woman travels to space it's called a little ride. When men go to space it's a journey." Holy crap I sound bitter. To put it in a gentler way that you can share with your grandma. People aren't impressed at opulence when life is hard. Real normal people hard. Read the room and just stop. Holy crap I sound bitter.

I should be a motivational speaker.

-Katy Perry is on tour and it's called the Lifetimes tour and apparently it's horrific. While I've never claimed to be a Katy Perry fan, her shows just kicked off and it looks ridiculous. From plastic Star Wars lightsabers?...lightsavers?....whatever, to giant hoses that look mysteriously like HVAC hoses. This tour has already produced some negative memes and jokes aplenty. Word on the street is that she does that thing where the artist is like "Sing with me!" and the audience sings and the artist, that you came to see, doesn't sing. Except she does it to the max! As in, most of her songs she points the mic to the audience and doesn't even pretend to sing to the track. Re-fund!

*Katy released a quote about the backlash from both her tour and the Blue Origins flight. She said "I am so grateful for all of you guys. We're in this beautiful and wild journey together. I'm sad that so many unhinged people have come out against what I'm choosing to do" and then she said "I will continue to remain true to myself, heart open and honest, and especially our bond. What does that shit even mean?

Bill Belichick has a 24 year old lover named Jordan Hudson. She actually prefers it be pronounced JOR-DON. Yep. Bill was recently doing an interview for CBS Sunday Morning and when asked by the journalist how they met, Jordan...Sorry,JORDON jumped in with a snappy "we aren't talking about that'. Bill Belichick is 73 and was formerly married to another woman...closer to his age. Then the divorce came and he met this bratty little shit. Many are so concerned including Charles Barkley, who in an interview with Dan Patrick, spoke about being concerned for his friend and how Bill is on a slippery slope. Age ain't nothing but a number but it seems to me like Bill is tit-pnotised by the youngster.

Movies released this week, or still available to watch in theatres...

-Thunderbolts

-Sinners

-Minecraft

Music trending this week...

-Luther by Kendrick Lamar ft. SZA

-Die With a Smile by Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars

-Ordinary by Alex Warren

-Nokia by Drake

-A Bar Song (Tipsy) by Shaboozey

That's the Weekly Round-Up and it's Presented by our friends at Cristiana Salon Spa!

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